24 Million Too Many Men
China’s one-child per family policy is leaving 24 million men bride-less and lonely. With all that festering testosterone, things may go downhill fast. Women are in low numbers and will be badgered by hundreds of men all looking for the same thing, a wife.
Green Eye Sore Turns into “Green” Energy
Have you ever driven by a pond and seen it covered in a thick green scum? Well that same scum could one day be powering your car. As new options are being tested for “green” energy, things such as pond scum could turn out to be an energy source. With all this new research being done who knows what can be achieved.
We Interrupt Global Warming for a Brief 30-year Mini-Ice Age
Broadcasters worldwide are reporting record-setting icy temperatures and huge snowfalls. Europe was forced to close train tracks across the continent because of blocked rails. In Florida fruits were coated in a layer of ice, and tropical fish were dying due to the cold. According to Dr. Mojib. Latif, one of the world’s top global warming scientists, temperatures will keep dropping over the next 30 years causing a mini-ice age blip in the inexorable global warming cycle.
Coffee Loving “Green” Printer
In an environmentally friendly electronic breakthrough, RITI has introduced an office printer which feeds on used coffee or tea grinds. The caffeine hungry unit requires no electricity and no ink. Just insert the grinds into the ink case and move it left and right to print the image.
No More Mucking Out the Stable for a Nice Steak
Meat is a major industry in our country. You go to the grocery store and buy a pound of beef. Well, what about going to a lab and buying that same pound of meat but with no harm done to any animal? Though there is little success as of now, in the future your meat may be grown by some of the brightest minds on our planet.
Thank God It’s Friday, Ain’t No Joke
It’s not just all fun and games. The weekends can be very important for relaxing your mind according to a recent FOX News report. Adults from ages 18-72 were questioned over a time span of three weeks about their general attitudes during the week and on the weekend. The results showed moods of the participants were generally better on Monday after a weekend of no work. It turns out weekends may be much more crucial than just two days off of work.
